My experiments with Hallucination - Episode #1

Not having a gr8 time...

Scene #1
Wife divorced - leaving me bankrupt.

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Scene #1A
Living Room

Found my son lost in the wilderness of chaos and confusion.
Me: “What are you thinking Son???”
Son: “Mom's rich. She’s better”
As usual I asked the same question,
Me: “So what do you learn from it?”
Son: “The more emotional you are, the less you live"

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Scene #1B
Dining Hall

Me: “Wanna go for McD???”
Daughter: "New-Dad is sooooo cute"
Me: “That isn’t my concern”
Daughter (blushing now): “He HOT toooo :-P”

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Scene #1C
Marine Drive

Me: “Atlast there is nothing to hide”
GF: "Loving while playing hide ‘n seek was more fun. Actually much more sexy"

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Scene #1D
On phone

Me: “I’m revived”
Ex-GF: “Bhooter mukhe RAM nam!!!”
(Translated: “Ghost calling the God!!!”)

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Scene #2
At Department

Prof: “Study hard or I’ll give you a G - grade”
Me: “But Sir, we have grades Ex, A, B, C, D and F for fail.
Prof: “Ya, G is worst than them”
Me: -----(Dumbstruck)-----
Prof: “IIT should introduce a new grade - G, especially for you. You seem to be on some mission G – Gang, Girls, Grass and spot"
Me: “Sir, spot starts with S”
Prof (confused): “No…”
Prof (agitated): “Yes…”

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Scene #3
MOCK CAT centre
Test Ref: AIMCAT0709

Me: “Is it DI!!!! Are you kidding me???”
Invigilator: :-)

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