Host and Ghost - Episode ONE

This is Host and Ghost…… Well the host is sexually male and Ghost?????? Doesn’t really matter. Does it? They have been living together sleeping separately since 25 years, but host could only realize his guide, parent, best friend, sympathizer - ghost when he shagged for the first time, sometime on the eve of Christmas. He doest really remember the year.

One fine evening when they were dining over pizza and royal stag….

Host: Ghost, why do gals always complaint, “You don’t understand me….”

Ghost: Do you understand them?

Host: Yaaaa, definitely.

Ghost: Then they don’t understand themselves.

(After couple more pegs)

Host: Did you ever misunderstand your wife?

Ghost: Yup …………… twice.

Host: When?

Ghost: Once when I proposed her?

(Both go silent)

Host: Then?

Ghost: She smiled and said “I Love you too”.

(Again Silence)

Ghost: Second time it was at Ruby General Hospital. She had just delivered and I was worried about her………. But she said, “Wont you kiss our first child???”

Host: Ohhh…… What????

Ghost: Yaa [:(]